so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Holy Grails Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6977
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Runes Activated: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mines Excavated: 3189
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2012 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 1336
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3761 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Towns Built: 7
    Runes Activated: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3850 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Falling into the Void: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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