so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 211
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Divine Spears Created: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
Gods Slained: 0 Dimension Hops: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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