so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Emeralds Found: 8735 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Magic Items Found: 3480 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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