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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Enchantments Applied: 267 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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