so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.

so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Runes Activated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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