HamasHostageHeistCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crops Grown:	6733

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	101	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Magic Items Found:	2951	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3