HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	449457	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Emeralds Found:	7511
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8898
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	97

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	New Chunks Explored:	648423
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Votes:	5804

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Star Shards Collected:	71
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	338	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1