Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Potions Brewed: 187
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 New Chunks Explored: 740265
    Ores Mined: 6587 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 89 Villages Defended: 17
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 262 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Star Shards Collected: 195

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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