Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	52
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	77395	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	8921
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

Abandoned, Adventure, building, Cake, Community, Crafting, creativity, Custom, Dungeons, Empires, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, java, Lore, Magic, Modded, Monsters, Neuroshroud, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Whitelist

NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1542	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

Adventures, chapter 10, Delayed Pokemon Adventures, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, Pokemon Adventures, Pokemon Chapter 10, pokemon characters, pokemon comic, Pokemon delayed release, Pokemon Manga, Pokemon manga chapter 10, pokemon manga series, Pokemon plot, Pokemon series, Pokemon story, Pokemon storyline, Pokemon SV, Quest, Server, Sorry for the delay, SV

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	156	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

AH territory, Boycott, coffee, confirmation, convenient, CraftyFam, food offerings, gift card, graduation gift, hurt, hurt feelings, lying.., Minecraft, parents, Received, Returned, selfish, Server, Special, Starbucks, tea, WIBTA

Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HouseHubbyHushHub

Behavior, birthday present, boarding school, boat, class differences, decorating, family dynamics, half-sister, House, HouseHubbyHushHub, Jealousy, lakefront cabin, luxury, private jet, Privilege, Rich, Rude, sister, trust fund, Wealthy, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

American classic, cheesy comfort food, cheesy dishes, cheesy goodness, cheesy pasta, cheesy recipes, comfort food, comfort meal, correct way to eat, creamy pasta, Culinary tips, delicious pasta, food etiquette, indulgent meal, mac & cheese, mac n cheese, macaroni and cheese, macaroni cheese, MacNCheeseMuncher, Minecraft, pasta dishes, proper way to eat, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FirstMovieCraft

childhood memories, cinematic journey, film debut, first movie, FirstMovieCraft, movie buffs, movie classics, movie discussion, movie experience., movie genres, movie history, movie lovers, movie magic, movie marathon, movie memories, movie night, movie nostalgia, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trivia

Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

air intrusion, Chinese reconnaissance aircraft, defense protocol, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign relations, international relations, Japan airspace, Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, maritime patrol, military presence, military response, naval transit, regional tensions, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic response, Surveillance, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitTrolls, territorial dispute

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.