Hair Genital Loincloth Land

alien race, Avatar, Blue People, Cultural traditions, fantasy world, fictional species, Film Fashion, film lore, Genital, genitals, hair, james cameron, Land, Loin Cloths, Loincloth, movie characters, Movie Costumes, navi, PANDORA, Sci Fi, Science Fiction Universe, Tribal Clothing, Unique Anatomy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.

if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

ambiguity, Anon, ANONYMOUS, bewildering, communication breakdown, confusion, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, Frustration, fuck, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mysterious, Mystifying, perplexing, perplexity, puzzling, Server, unclear message, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8748	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

Board, Captcha, different thread, forum bug, forum issue, Minecraft, op, smp, technical difficulty, thread creation bug, thread creation error, thread creation glitch, thread creation issue, thread creation problem, thread creation., thread error, thread glitch, thread placement, thread problem, thread redirection, thread submission, ThreadCraft, Threads

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	845372	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	915	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

#addons, active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bread, Chaos, Cheating, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, Economy, fillings, Fruity, Fun Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, laughs, new players, Playerheads, Questionable, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	5892
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

1.2 Details, Agent Record, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, hoyolab, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero General, Zone

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Animals Bred:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bubble, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Dedication, Effort, emotional investment, hard work, healthy relationships, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, relationships, romance, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MomzCraftHub

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, Family issues, financial responsibility, generational gap, Graduation, language barrier, Marriage, MomzCraftHub, moving out, parental approval, personal space, relationships, Resentment, roommate, Stepfather, translation, University

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!