Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6857	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sing4TheCash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	253	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

15 Minute City Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	255274
Animals Bred:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

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Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	8863

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HappyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4113	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCreeperFAQs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedstoneRevolution

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7618
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

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Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

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Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	2