/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PyongyangPropagandaCraft

aerial surveillance, anti-regime propaganda, diplomatic tensions, Drones, east asia, Espionage, government accusations, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, military tensions, North Korea, political conflict, propaganda tactics, propaganda warfare, Pyongyang, PyongyangPropagandaCraft, security threats, south korea, Surveillance

so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fear Monger Frenzy

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1415	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

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TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

Description
TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
Can I marry other players or villagers?	Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
Are there any special events on the server?	There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Special Minecraft SMP Zone

Confidence, empowerment, Individuality, Minecraft, self admiration, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-identity, self-recognition, self-regard, self-validation, smp, Special, Unique, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockPartyNeighbors

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Convenience Craft – No Fees!

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join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ores Mined:	3097
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

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Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	966

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Campfire

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The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

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1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

Overview
If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.

What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I respawn after I die?	No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
How do I navigate without accurate coordinates?	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
How can I contribute to the server community?	Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

See you in-game 😉

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WaveCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.

Do you want to showcase your Resonator skills like never before? Then come on over and meet The Shorekeeper, the legendary guardian of the waves who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Version 1.3 and witness The Shore’s End, a place where the impossible becomes possible and the unimaginable becomes reality. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

Explore our mind-blowing map that will leave you speechless. From hidden treasures to secret passageways, there’s always something new to discover at Wuthering Waves.

And don’t forget to track all the craziness with our Convene Tracker, because you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Join us for our epic events, including the Resonator Banner featuring The Shorekeeper, the Weapon Banner with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, and the Parade of Stars leveling event that will take you to new heights of awesomeness.

Check out our timeline and rewards to see what epic loot you can score, and don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for even more goodies.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Express yourself with our collection of emotes that will make your friends jealous, and add them to your /wuwa/ Friends List to show off your cool new moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves, where the adventure never ends and the laughs never stop. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GFsteals4funCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43