/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crops Grown:	9353

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2581
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyDisasterDate

awkward date, bad date, CraftyDisasterDate, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, disastrous date, embarrassing date, horrible date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever had, worst date ever happened, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date memory, worst date of my life, worst date story

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mines Excavated:	2462

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

Ancestry, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Columbus, controversial figure, Crafty, CREW, discovery, DNA analysis, Exploration, genetic study, heritage, heritage research, historical figure, History, jew, Jewish diaspora, Jewish roots, Mediterranean, Navigator, new world, sephardic jew, Spanish Inquisition, Spanish scientists

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DaisyDreams

Adventure, Beautiful, building, Chill, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Biomes, DaisyDreams, Dungeons, Exploration, Friendly, fun-filled, Jobs, laid back, Minecraft, Player levels, Quests, RPG, Skills, stress free, Survival

Welcome to DaisyDreams

Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

Key Features:

– Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

Active, Architects, building, city, club, collaboration, Community, Creative, Discord, English, Everglade, exclusive, FLUENT, hobby, Infrastructure, interests, interview, Join, Minecraft, pedestrian access, Personality, seeking, Server, Skills, Strengths, WANNABE, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Everglade City
Community Size	10-20 players (or more)
Project	Building a detailed, well-designed city
Expected Timeframe	2-3 months

FAQ

Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

Q: How can I join?

A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Animals Bred:	181
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao0910, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

adblock, browser, c#, containers, context menu, feature list, fuck, Groups, Icons, incompetent, Minecraft, multiple profiles, open link, other profile, out, rust trannies, separate windows, Servo, shadertoy, shortcuts, Slow, smp, vertical tabs, webgpu shaders, windows

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	221
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9