/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

AnxieCraft, anxiety, BUILD, Chill, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adventure, clinical trial, cognitive function, continued improvement, Executive function, Improvement, long-term effects, long-term treatment, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurology, open label extension study, pharmaceutical research, psychiatric medication, Psychiatry, quality of life, Safety, tolerability, Viloxazine, Viloxazines

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MS-Survival

Adventure, base building, collaboration, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, expansive, Exploration, hidden treasures, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, player-driven, Skywars, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Updates

Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

Join our Discord for updates and community events.

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fartingwind [smp]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Fartingwind, Minecraft, netherite, player versus player, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

Server Name:	Finalwind
Description:	A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server IP:	play.finalwindserver.com
Version:	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

Q: How can I join Finalwind?

A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

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Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2313	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	1963

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KurskPOWslayerCraft

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COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HavocGames

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This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

1.20.1, borderlands, Builder, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Funky, Griefing, java, jokes, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, stinkier, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.