/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9151	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	84
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

#clues, 500 million years, ancient life, animal evolution, animal evolution timeline, animal fossils, australian desert, Australian fossils, complex animal life, complex lifeforms, desert, discovery, Earth, earth’s history, Evolution, evolution of life, Fossils, left-right asymmetry, LeftRight, Lifeforms, Paleontology, Quaestio, Quaestio simpsonorum, Simpsonorum

Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Craftbox

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Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineSwift

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Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3