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Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1857	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Animals Bred:	106
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Potions Brewed:	163	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	828	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	770802	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Ores Mined:	3529	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Items Found:	2341
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	4543
Emeralds Found:	6306	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	9594	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9537	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34