Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!
PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?
But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?
With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2507 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4139 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
