Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.
so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?
But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 791938 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
