Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore without anyone questioning your every move. Plus, we have a strict no-parents-allowed policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about getting interrogated about your virtual expenses.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only notifications you’ll get are about epic loot and legendary quests, not about what you bought at the virtual Apple store. Let’s game on, without any unwanted parental interference!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 476128 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 213 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.
Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9310 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Server Type: | Vanilla SMP |
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| Whitelist: | Yes |
| Community: | Established since 2013 |
| Features: | No plugins or mods |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? | Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | We are looking for players 18+. |
| How can I apply to join? | Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.
And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?
So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1442 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
