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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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