| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5305 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8499 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8367 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!
🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂
🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉
💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1206 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9525 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9115 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9952 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 287 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2117 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Server Name | ByteForge |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival/Community |
| Location | Central US (may change) |
| Accepting Players | All over the world |
A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.
A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.
A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8744 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3123 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 154 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.
But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1678 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Votes: | 6392 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.
So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3533 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6027 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6087 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7272 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 849 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 470 |
We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!
Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?
Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6240 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 7096 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.
Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3304 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 82 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
