GroceryGateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Votes:	5374	Crops Grown:	5386
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	268	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	68698	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	212	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3785
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Votes:	6664	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Items Found:	7362

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	98	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9799	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7799
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	92/600	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3