GrimCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Ores Mined:	1540	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	7203
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	84
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Potions Brewed:	132	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	138	Farms Harvested:	273
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	1980	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Animals Bred:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	192	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	238
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1395	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1269	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Chimeras Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2