GrieferGuru: Minecraft’s Notorious Artist | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

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Welcome to Ayylien Edition! This Minecraft server is like Second Life, but with a twist – you can trade in-game currency for real-life cash! That’s right, you can make bank while building your virtual empire.

Customize your avatar, sell your creations, and explore a vast world filled with aliens, unicorns, and talking potatoes. Attend virtual events like intergalactic concerts, alien screenings, and potato meetings. Don’t forget to engage in some (E)RP with your fellow players – the possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the madness of Ayylien Edition. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret alien society or uncover a hidden potato treasure. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the virtual universe, Ayylien out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchantments Applied:	87	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PerfMinecraft: Where even the pixels are flawless

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Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and steal the looks of the most stylish players around! We’ve got Hugo Boss shirts, s Oliver ultimate suit jackets, and even red Hugo socks/undies for that extra flair. And if you’re wondering how high our fashion game is, let’s just say we’re on cloud 9 (literally, we built a fashion runway up there). Don’t be a fashion disaster, join our server and slay in style!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Creeper Crew: No griefing, just good vibes and building!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Want to mine for diamonds? Well, on our server, the diamonds mine themselves and jump into your inventory!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even a few friendly zombies.

So why waste your time on those “noo good” servers when you can join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	9072
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Boomers vs. Zoomers: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you’ll be greeted by our team of older male mentors who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their infinite wisdom and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, older male mentors aren’t just there to help you build epic structures and survive against mobs. They also host weekly knitting circles where you can craft pixelated scarves and sweaters for your in-game character.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, our older male mentors are known for their legendary storytelling skills. They’ll regale you with tales of their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and how they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of older male mentors like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	8370	Players Killed by Monsters:	8078

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

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Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	988
Players Killed by Monsters:	9132	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4237
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1941	New Chunks Explored:	945776
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0