Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Emeralds Found: 2520 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PreggoPanicCraft

    PreggoPanicCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

    Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

    Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

    WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MorningCraftFun

    MorningCraftFun
    Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 102 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

    NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

    and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

    oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

    ArcticCraft: PodiumGate
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 81 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crystal Screw Palace

    Crystal Screw Palace
    u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

    Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Magic Items Found: 5363
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

    SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

    But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Enchantments Applied: 242
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Animals Bred: 97 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8194 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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