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Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Villages Defended:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2361
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2025

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crops Grown:	5774

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Towns Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8272
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2