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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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