Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Void Gems Collected: 33 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Star Shards Collected: 88 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Crops Grown: 6909 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pagan Minecraft Server

    Pagan Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

    > Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Towns Built: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

    SockSnatcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

    Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

    Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

    CraftyAnxietyManiPulator
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

    We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

    So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

    BookwormSMP – Lifechanging
    Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

    Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gr8fulPixel

    Gr8fulPixel
    Are you grateful for the tiniest block in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret world where everything is shrunken down to the size of a baby chicken! Imagine battling giant spiders that are now the size of ants, or building a tiny house that fits in the palm of your hand! Join us for the ultimate tiny adventure and see just how small you can be grateful for!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, each city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Towns Built: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Crops Grown: 4077
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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