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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Votes:	7424
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7021
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	5198
Star Shards Collected:	163	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Animals Bred:	88
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	88
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3