GPU Wars Minecraft Server

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	1197
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ores Mined:	5544
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mines Excavated:	1688
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2805	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	4216	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Emeralds Found:	3593	Towns Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crops Grown:	9074	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2