Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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