Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
Ores Mined: 1052 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Star Shards Collected: 74
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 New Chunks Explored: 691359
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5191 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crops Grown: 3891
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Animals Bred: 33 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 New Chunks Explored: 465906
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Villages Defended: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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