Goldvault | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	207	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7588
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Void Armor Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	8

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	875	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	1998
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	48	Enchantments Applied:	71
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9