Goldmajn | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	229
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Emeralds Found:	3047
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Emeralds Found:	9947	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4343	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6031
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8835
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	788	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2