Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ores Mined: 1281
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 New Chunks Explored: 88613

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 176 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1856 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Emeralds Found: 7967
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mines Excavated: 3198
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5824 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 84

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ores Mined: 6301
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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