Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 2343
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Crops Grown: 2126
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 213 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 New Chunks Explored: 647034
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ores Mined: 2261 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magic Items Found: 3668
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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