GodlyConnection – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Emeralds Found:	8632
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	7036	Buildings Constructed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	975641
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9683	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7782
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Villages Defended:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7