| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9809 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 296 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8134 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 762263 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Votes: | 3322 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6628 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3934 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!
🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂
🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉
💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6036 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2858 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 758 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8261 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8558 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5373 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6200 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9839 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 570104 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9002 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 66 | Crops Grown: | 5186 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Server Name | ByteForge |
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| Server Type | Survival/Community |
| Location | Central US (may change) |
| Accepting Players | All over the world |
A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.
A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.
A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9485 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4160 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.
But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.
So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8379 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 583 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 504 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1896 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5079 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 239 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!
Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?
Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1369 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.
Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!
