| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2730 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2138 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3980 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2660 |
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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5658 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5150 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2104 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2001 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 133 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3882 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5058 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5537 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5725 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2859 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2171 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3070 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8031 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Ores Mined: | 2119 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3398 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Farms Harvested: | 213 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1405 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9477 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5800 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4530 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1712 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2224 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3084 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3670 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 395 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
