GlowedUpGang | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4094
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7370

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4061	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Star Shards Collected:	221
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9429
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	186
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	96/100	Votes:	3710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	4170	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3