Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.
So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).
Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 380 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8692 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2343 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 9407 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 120 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party.
But that’s not all! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Ender Dragon Tug-of-War.” Plus, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the mods.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…they’ve got some killer moves.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 180 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
