Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5593 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our tag: t.me/vanillape
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
