Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
