Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3204 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3496 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
