Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
Astral Projections Made: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CitadelPvP
    Version 1.7.10
    IP Address play.citadelpvp.com

    Features:

    About:

    Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

    Interested in playing?

    Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10? Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
    What are some of the features offered on the server? The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
    How can I join the server? Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
    Are there any special events or activities on the server? There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Animals Bred: 58

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

    And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HairCraft Minecraft Server

    HairCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AccidentalSodaSipper

    AccidentalSodaSipper
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

    Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

    But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

    Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Alien Abductions: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCrushSignals

    CraftyCrushSignals
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Commute Pay Time

    Crafty Commute Pay Time
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

    plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Lucky Star Minecraft Server

    Lucky Star Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

    But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6574 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Emeralds Found: 9140
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

    PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

    Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

    But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

    So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 6811 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

    ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia
    Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PrisonCraft177

    PrisonCraft177
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Villages Defended: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Log Boss Minecraft Server

    Log Boss Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

    Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

    So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

    Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

    Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7862 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crops Grown: 9291

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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