Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

    Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Annoyingly Normal

    Annoyingly Normal
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice
    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

    But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

    Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

    So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ClassyCraftyRevenge

    ClassyCraftyRevenge
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

    Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

    So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8705

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

    NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

    Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 220
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TacoTownMassacre

    TacoTownMassacre
    so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Straight Up Minecraft Server

    Straight Up Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

    BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition
    Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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