Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Zombie Dances: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 738 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 198 Alien Abductions: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6269
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2122 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Alien Abductions: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 234
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7463
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8209

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 9275
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 200
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Farms Harvested: 902 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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