GiraffeNerveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even giraffes are evolving just to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giraffe pops out of nowhere, wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a diamond sword. That’s right, our server is so wild even the animals are getting in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join now to witness the llama revolution firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. The recurrent laryngeal nerve in giraffes approves this message!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3943	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Buildings Constructed:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	128
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyFamilyDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezbollahHQBoomz

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LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.