Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise!

Join us for epic adventures that will make you question reality, like that time we tamed a herd of Ender Dragons and rode them into battle against an army of evil villagers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks just because we could?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even the mobs want to join in on the fun. We once had a zombie pigman show up to our annual block-building contest and end up winning first place with a masterpiece made entirely out of rotten flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Potions Brewed: 56 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

    Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

    RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

    Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6861 Farms Harvested: 330
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Alien Abductions: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

    Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

    3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

    4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4729 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pull It Minecraft Madness

    Pull It Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

    SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

    Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

    Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2036 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

    Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

    Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

    Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

    But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Villages Defended: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Fortune Cookie Craft

    Fortune Cookie Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

    Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky McBlockface

    Blocky McBlockface
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

    Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Shells: The Sequel

    Blocky Shells: The Sequel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

    Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

    Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

    Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Holy Grails Found: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 387867 Zombie Dances: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

    Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 456
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

    Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

    So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Crops Grown: 1757 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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