Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise!

Join us for epic adventures that will make you question reality, like that time we tamed a herd of Ender Dragons and rode them into battle against an army of evil villagers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks just because we could?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even the mobs want to join in on the fun. We once had a zombie pigman show up to our annual block-building contest and end up winning first place with a masterpiece made entirely out of rotten flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 47
Dragon Scales Harvested: 384 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4306 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5759
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Ores Mined: 8195
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Emeralds Found: 2041 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 477
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Towns Built: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 77
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Star Shards Collected: 254

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2571 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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